Jesus is playing golf, round of with St. Peter and a couple of the
apostles. They come to this 200 par 3 with a pond in front of it.
Jesus gets ready to tee his ball up when St. Peter notices he has an 8
iron in his hand. “You can’t possibly hit the green with an 8 iron,” said
St. Peter.
Jesus answers, “I was watching Jack Nicklaus play this hole the other
day and he got a birdie using an 8 iron.” So Jesus proceeds to take a
practice swing with his 8 iron while St. Peter shakes his head. He steps
up to the ball, takes a smooth swing and splash, the ball ends up in
the middle of the pond. Jesus tees up another ball.
St. Peter asks, “Are you sure you still want to use that 8 iron?”, to
which Jesus replies, “If Jack Nicklaus can do it, I can do it.” So, Jesus
tees up another ball and swings with all his might, and once again,
“Plop”. In disgust, Jesus takes his clubs and throws them into the
pond.
He then proceeds to walk across the water towards the green.
A foursome coming up from behind sees what’s going on and one of
them says to St. Peter, “Who does that guy thinks he is, Jesus Christ?”
to which St. Peter retorts, “No, he thinks he’s Jack Nicklaus.”
apostles. They come to this 200 par 3 with a pond in front of it.
Jesus gets ready to tee his ball up when St. Peter notices he has an 8
iron in his hand. “You can’t possibly hit the green with an 8 iron,” said
St. Peter.
Jesus answers, “I was watching Jack Nicklaus play this hole the other
day and he got a birdie using an 8 iron.” So Jesus proceeds to take a
practice swing with his 8 iron while St. Peter shakes his head. He steps
up to the ball, takes a smooth swing and splash, the ball ends up in
the middle of the pond. Jesus tees up another ball.
St. Peter asks, “Are you sure you still want to use that 8 iron?”, to
which Jesus replies, “If Jack Nicklaus can do it, I can do it.” So, Jesus
tees up another ball and swings with all his might, and once again,
“Plop”. In disgust, Jesus takes his clubs and throws them into the
pond.
He then proceeds to walk across the water towards the green.
A foursome coming up from behind sees what’s going on and one of
them says to St. Peter, “Who does that guy thinks he is, Jesus Christ?”
to which St. Peter retorts, “No, he thinks he’s Jack Nicklaus.”
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